Somedays are Just Witless

We're designing our new Spring 2010 baby line and it's time to come up with some cute wit for our new items soooo the pressures on, time to earn my creative keep. But problem... nothing happening in that part of my brain right now.  I thought maybe I should join the witless protection agency and see who's got something good they may be hiding. A couple glasses of wine sometimes can get things going but I may have to just go straight to the hard liquor instead.   

Blonde, Bald and Orange

I understand the baldness and the blondeness, but we are still wondering where that orange mop came from.  We love it, it fits Grady's personality to a T. Now it's a waiting game to see if that little bit of fuzz on Marleys head which has just a smidgen of peach in it will be blonde or red.  

Eating an Apple

Tiny bites are hard to do when you really want to just is take a chomp. My Mac Pro is as pretty as a shiny new silver apple but it's very hard to eat.  Soooo.... it's time to take some classes from the Apple kids.  This should be very enlightening.  

Got a New Mac Daddy

Well it's official, I finally got the laptop computer that my sister wanted me to get. She even picked it out for me and delivered it with relish. Now I can get down to some real blogging, as soon as I get it all set-up, which I can't figure out myself so our computer guru Jim is doing it. Hope to get it back in a few days and then ....let the games begin. No more of this dumb desk top stuff for me, I'm free to be witty anywhere. I'll be one of those repulisive people in the airport security line removing my MAC from it's soft carrot orange case so everyone can see I have a really cool computer. Krys already had to point out my MAC was better than hers because it has some new tricks on it. My life would be so boring without my sis Krys keeping my in the now. But I still refuse to tweet.

G- Force with my G man

Just to let you know I have seen G-Force and I think the G must stand for god awful. But then it wasn't made for me. Grady loved it and that says it all. Halfway through the movie the shoes came off and he was comfy indeed. The remarkable part was we didn't have to go to the bathroom once during the movie which Grad reminded me of as soon as we got the shoes back on.

Then we were off to the beach to make smores. Did you know that if you place the chocolate inside the marshmallow before you toast it it's so much better. We were so good at toasting we didn't lose a single marshmallow. But most of it did end up on his face.

Here's a little tale I wrote that I hope to get illustrated so we can publish next year. Grady thought it was pretty good.

Emmit’s
Fishy Tale

Once upon a line
I tied a piece of cheese,
When along came a mousefish,
And nibbled as you please.

Well the next thing ya know,
A Catfish comes along.
That poor little mousefish
Never heard the dinner gong.

While Catfish licked her whiskers,
Pleased as fruity punch.
Along came a dogfish,
GULP!
Catfish was his lunch.

Then I saw that dogfish
Turn to chase his tail.
While swimming round in circles,
He didn’t see the whale.

I’m sure you just might think,
How this fishy tale will end.
But what happened next
Is hard to comprehend.

The whale opened wide
and the dogfish gave a
YELP!
But no one was around
That would give him any help.

But then the big whale yawned,
And said with a toothy grin.
“Don’t worry little dogfish,
I’m a v e g e t a r i a n.”